12/20/2023 0 Comments Jarvis dupont![]() ![]() Father's allowance came through as usual this month, but I had already spent a good chunk of it taking my chums out for a slap up meal at The Square (yes, I know it's a tad on the expensive side, but their Poulette "Cour D'armoise" is simply to die for!) £690 would allow me to renew my Luxury Wellness Yoga Spa subscription, and I'll also be able to splash out on a darling little pair of cufflinks I saw in Selfridges last week. I find work so utterly tiresome! It's such a BORE and in any case, I dedicate so much of my time and energy to fighting fascists on Twitter, I have very little time for anything else. ![]() Hi guys, I would love you all to donate some of your hard-earned cash to me because I absolutely cannot be bothered to get a job. In a display of our altruism we would like to present this eminent gentleman and apply to your moral obligation.
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